All of the cult, none of the responsibility!
Welcome to the Church of Divine Apathy, dedicated to the realization and worship of our own innate irrelevance.
The Church of Divine Apathy is an absurdist art collective that invites you to look at the world through the lens of Divine Apathy: what if we're all innately irrelevant, and don't need to actually care about everything all the time? Unburdened by what has been previously sold to us as very, very important despite our inability to affect it, we are freed to just make cult stuff: games, comics, music, broadcasts, weirdly deep lore, ritual-esque experiences, and a plethora of lovingly unnecessary artifacts for fellow cultists (or really anyone willing to click on stuff).
Contrary to popular beliefs!
"You know that kid who bought your soul at lunch with a Hostess cake? Well, we're that kid. And we're cashing in."
- Leader
Looking for answers?
Try the Book of Divine Apathy
"It is not appropriate to build a mission statement for an apathetic cult, as apathy is characterized by a lack of interest, motivation, or concern. Cult organizations typically involve a shared set of beliefs, goals, and practices that engage and energize their members. Apathy is the opposite of this, and therefore, an apathetic cult would not have a clear mission or purpose."
- OpenAI GPT Chat Assistant
WHAT IS THIS?
It's a cult! Maybe the only cult willing to admit that it’s a cult, but we don’t care enough to check and see if that’s true.
WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT?
Divine Apathy is our core tenet. That means:
- Apathy is divine
- Caring is necessary to exist
- The less we care about, the lighter we are
- We are all innately irrelevant
In a world where everyone gives a fuck about everything, we don’t.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
We cultists swear an oath to limit our cares, allowing ourselves only a certain number that shall be arbitrarily and apathetically decided by the times (right now about 100 cares are allotted).
AM I A CULTIST?
We have very few guiding principles, by design. All that’s required for entry to the cult is putting Divine Apathy on the list of things you care about. In order to be a cutlist, one must care about Divine Apathy, and thus by caring about Divine Apathy, one is a cultist.
You may already be one and not even know it. Congratulations.
WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
We operate as a kind of absurdist art collective. Mostly, we make stuff. Cult stuff! And other stuff. We've made comics, music, videos, a stream, some games, a bunch of collectible avatars... the list will go on, and it gets longer if you make stuff too (one of us and all that).
WAIT, DIDN'T "DIVINE APATHY" ALREADY MEAN SOMETHING ELSE?
Whatever, it means this now! Praise.
Cultspreading is highly encouraged!
Download and print our business cards here. Strangers love them!
Tip: Print double-sided on heavy paper for best results.
Want to make your own uniquely homogenous cult content? For information and inspiration, check out our propaganda packs!
